House hunting this weekend was great. Ulster County is like 1000X prettier and classier than Sullivan County (suck it Sullivan County, you broke-down whore!) But with my budget, I fall more into the broke-down-whore category than the classy (especially after those last two sentences)
I did meet and fall in love with the UGLIEST house there ever was…. that might be an exaggeration, but it was pretty bad. The pics below prove my point. Yes, that’s a bug zapper…. in the living room*
*there were no bugs anywhere to be seen
Okay, okay, that gold sculpture in the corner is kinda fabulous, but look at that carpet. So, the inside looks pretty bad. Honestly it’s mostly because an 80 year old little jewish woman that my Dad was hitting on lives there and she has the most hideous possessions known to man, and that really sullied the spectacular vista that was this house.
But, I am Richard Gere, and I think I could Pretty Woman the shit out of this place. It’s got great property, great location, Sawkill Creek is behind the house (and how bad-ass is the name SawKill) and frankly, the house is adorable. Plus there’s a brick two car garage that’s just waiting to be converted to something awesome.
So, let’s see if this one works out, or ends in frustration and heartbreak.