Being a Real Estate Voyeur

While house hunting, you get to peek inside people’s lives… and people are weirdos. I love going through random homes, and with a small budget, they’re rarely nice, clean, or well decorated. Looking through someone’s stuff brings up all kinds of questions about what kind of freaks live/lived there. Below are some examples of some of the spectacular and horrifying things I’ve seen.

The Brady bunch basement.

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HUGE cat glamour portrait
photo 1 100 years of wall paperphoto 2 A little friend in his natural environmentphoto 5Metallic flamingo wallpaper bathroom. The ceiling was wallpapered too.photo 3There were 50+ dead things in this small cabin, as well as the weapons used to kill them.

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And let’s not forget the bug-zapper in the living room from the last post. Seriously, who are these people?? I have so many questions! Are they genius and it’s all a joke, or are they insane? Is this the home of a serial killer and the bodies of 10 women are buried in the crawl space? Would that give me some sort of tax discount? Have they never heard of staging their homes? I swear that I could become a home flipper in upstate NY just by painting and staging a home. I’m sure that most buyers can’t see past a poorly taxidermied coyote to see a home’s potential. I can’t wait to get my hands on one of these trash piles and turn it into something great.

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